This page is still being built by a cat.

You wandered into the part of the temple that doesn’t exist yet. A very qualified tuxedo cat is on it. He has a hard hat, a hammer, and zero blueprints.

Done Hard hat (it’s crooked, he refuses to fix it)
Working Knocking things off the table to “test” them
Blocked Nap scheduled for 2:00 PM. And 2:15. And 2:30.
Spilled The red paint. That one’s on the cat.

Progress: ~12%. Mostly the hat.

Back to the temple → Yell at the cat on Discord →

“It’s not broken. It’s a feature in progress.”

A tuxedo cat in a yellow hard hat holding a hammer beside a traffic cone, a sign reading Back in 9 lives, and a spilled can of red paint.

Error 404½: page not found, but a cat was. Please do not feed the contractor.